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    Read Happy Hour of the Damned Mark Henry à 2 Free download Happy Hour of the Damned (NEW) This is the most foul mouthed and outrageous book I've ever read It goes from potty mouth to pissy cooch in less than 60 seconds and that's what makes it so fun It's got an all encompassing menagerie of freaks and monsters including Starbucks baristas with appropriately abusive commentary on their uality Mary Henry uickly establishes the normalcy of horror and gore in his version of Seattle and then makes light of it in exchange for fashi

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    Happy Hour of the Damned (NEW) Read & download ´ PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free à Mark Henry Read Happy Hour of the Damned What a treat Funnier than Mary Janice Davidson and also uirky twisted and gory all positives What happens to a beautiful advertising executive when she discovers she is now a zombie? Well if it's Amanda she mostly takes it in stride and becomes the toast of the undead club scene Then her friend who is a succubus turns up missing and with her friends Wendy also a zombie and Gil a gay vampire she sets out to find her Unfortunately t

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    Read Happy Hour of the Damned Happy Hour of the Damned (NEW) Mark Henry à 2 Free download Amanda Feral likes to eat Now since she was turned into a zombie five months ago her diet has gone from food to errhumans She enjoys eating them too though Her best friend fellow zombie Wendy and pal vampire Gil are uite the trio A typical night out for them includes hanging at the hip paranormal spot the Well of Souls drinking alcohol the one thing a zombie can digest besides human flesh and snarking on everyone around them They are bit

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    Read & download ´ PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free à Mark Henry Happy Hour of the Damned (NEW) Confession Time Zombies Totally not my thing and not sexy I think this could be the very first zombie book I have read but it won’t be the last Contrary to popular belief zombies do not always walk around chanting brains If they are lucky enough to be “made” zombies like Amanda Feral they can continue to function as they did

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    Read & download ´ PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free à Mark Henry Happy Hour of the Damned (NEW) Mark Henry à 2 Free download Loved this book It's gross creepy twisted and so funny that my husband kept asking if I needed medical help Seriously this book is justout there I highly recommend if your humor runs toward the gallows type and if you have a strong stomach If you could handle Zombieland you probably will dig this bookI REALLY hope this series continues Bring on book 2 Oh and the only reason I didn't give it five stars actuall

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    Happy Hour of the Damned (NEW) I did my damndest to avoid reading this book Happy hour and zombies not really my thing Okay well happy hour is but not really into the zombie thingBut there was that funny zombie thing thing that happened in downtown Austin in January and it seemed like a sign Then you know I love Richelle Mead and Richelle Mead loves M

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    Happy Hour of the Damned (NEW) It's a shame that this book was mis covered and lumped in with a lot of the Urban Fantasy that flooded the market for a brief period Don't get me wrong it's a good read for anyone UF fans included and a lot of that other UF was good But thisthis is comic horror Black humor and raw humor and crudity wrapped in designer clothes The book is laug

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    Happy Hour of the Damned (NEW) Read & download ´ PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free à Mark Henry Mark Henry à 2 Free download High larious Footnote 25 made me spray coffee out of my nose luckily it wasn't that hot Or maybe it was a martini Yeah I'm gonna go with a martini; it fits the book betterMark is undoubtedly funny and twisted but I already knew that If you like Christopher Moore go buy a copy of HAPPY HOUR

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    Happy Hour of the Damned (NEW) A supernatural romance not about vampires fey or werewolves but about zombies Yes human flesh eating socialite zombiesThis was really fun I could have done without all the footnotes but it was entertaining

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Happy Hour of the Damned Read & download ´ PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Le satisfying her craving for human flesh Don't judge And no not like chicken and decent vodkatinisMaking her way through a dangerous world of cloud doped bloodsuckers reapers horny and horned devils werewolves celebrities and PR obsessed shapeshifters not to mention an extremely hot bartender named Ricardo isn't easy And the minute. Amanda Feral likes to eat Now since she was turned into a zombie five months ago her diet has gone from food to errhumans She enjoys eating them too though Her best friend fellow zombie Wendy and pal vampire Gil are uite the trio A typical night out for them includes hanging at the hip paranormal spot the Well of Souls drinking alcohol the one thing a zombie can digest besides human flesh and snarking on everyone around them They are bitchy arrogant and proud to be that wayIn pre zombie days Amanda was a successful ad executive until the one fateful night some really gross dude breathed on her and then seconds later Amanda tripped and cracked her skull When she woke up her body temperature was a cool 68 degrees and her skin took on a lovely translucent tone highlighted with blue veins Amanda has become an expert at applying makeup to appear normal and has come up with creative ways to keep her therapist who is also her bed buddy but hey she doesn t have to pay himin money from noticing this changeAmanda and gang now have another task besides drinking and gossiping their friend Liesl has gone missing Amanda takes it upon herself to do some investigative work and what she starts to uncover is a pretty scary plan corrupt Seattle and the world with zombiesI was warned before reading Happy Hour of the Damned Heck I was warned by the author that the book has a certain type of humor that not everyone will enjoy I had some bloggers tell me this is one of the funniest books they had ever read Others warned me that the humor is gross and disgusting and they couldn t see the appeal Now those that know me well know I have a somewhat immature sense of humor and I live in a house full of men so the conversation always ends up in the bathroom sorry men it s true So I said bring it on Plus the title contains the words Happy Hour Smexy s favorite two wordsEven with the warnings there were times my mouth hung open I laughed until my stomach hurt and just when I would tell myself wow this book can t get shocking it would What I loved most about this book is Amanda s forthright demeanor She is a zombie Zombie s eat people to live hence Amanda eats people There is no remorse or morals in play They go on fun runs where they rent a van and park at the welfare agency They pretend to screen applicants and agree to get them to go in the van I don t need to tell you what happens inside the van Well she won t eat a kid and she normally eats those that are less fortunate but they are still people At first I was a little surprised there was no explanation for her actions But I like that this is how she is This is how a zombie in the real world would act Plus Amanda is just a bitch She is shallow offensive and conceded and it totally worksHer friend Wendy is just as sarcastic and snarky if not worse Add in Gil the gay vampire and their observations of the paranormal world will have you giggling throughout And getting back to the bathroom humor let me just say zombies can t digest anything but humans or alcohol but that doesn t mean Amanda and Wendy don t crave a Starbucks every now and then Instead of drinking and spending an unpleasant time in the bathroom their solution is to wear Depends They carry them around in their purse and some of the funniest moments in the book come when they are discussing this problemWhat really made the book uniue and notched up the humor level even are the footnotes throughout the entire book As Amanda is narrating the story the footnotes provide further humorous observations and it got to the point where my eye would roam to see when we were getting the next oneFor a third of the book Amanda takes us on a flashback telling us how she became a zombie and how she met Amanda and Gil Amanda and her became bosom buddies after bonding over how to cover their blue veined skin with make up I have no intention of walking around looking like the underside of a hard on No way Wendy screamed turning from the boxes and shoving my shoulder I jumped back my eyes wide Jesus what I can t believe you call them that she said turning back toward me a second tub of foundation clutched to her chest like an Emmy I call them scrotal veins Get the fuck out of here You re my new best friend Although I liked seeing how the gang meets this is where the story slows down Once we get back to present day and the plot develops around their missing friend and an evil scheme for a zombie world domination the pace picks up and flows much smoothlyOn top of all the funnies and they are constant in this book there is a mystery to be solved Poor Liesl is missing and as Amanda says Christ how are we going to help Not a caring nurturer in the bunch And that is true they don t freak out and run to the rescue Wardrobe and hair must be considered and you can never forget about dinner At one point Amanda even admits I hadn t been focused on finding Liesl with any sincerity I m embarrassed to admit I was still a bit irritated that she had taken the entire focus away from me Happy Hour of the Damned is probably not for everyone but it definitely worked for me So different than any paranormal or urban fantasy book I have read I very much look forward to the next two in the series

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Happy Hour of the Damned Read & download ´ PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free One of Amanda's undead friends disappears after texting the word help The undead so dramatic she knows the afterlife is about to get really uglySomething sinister is at hand Someone or something is hell bent on turning Seattle's undead underworld into a place of true terror And this time Amanda may meet a fate a lot worse than deat. It s a shame that this book was mis covered and lumped in with a lot of the Urban Fantasy that flooded the market for a brief period Don t get me wrong it s a good read for anyone UF fans included and a lot of that other UF was good But thisthis is comic horror Black humor and raw humor and crudity wrapped in designer clothes The book is laugh out loud funny which is odd to me because most satirical looks at our current society tend to be of the droll and dry variety But this is clearly satire sending up our books our television and the modern American worldview in the light of a status obsessed woman with a newly developed taste for flesh Henry has a clear style writing for Feral that really embodies the SITC voice but with a good eye for descriptive language and a literary ability to phrase and shape the story

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Happy Hour of the Damned Read & download ´ PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Seattle One minute you're drinking a vanilla breve the next some creepy old dude is breathing on you turning you into a zombie And that's just for starters Now the recently deceased Amanda Feral is trying to make her way through Seattle's undead scene with style mortuary grade makeup six inch stilettos Balenciaga handbag on sale whi. This is the most foul mouthed and outrageous book I ve ever read It goes from potty mouth to pissy cooch in less than 60 seconds and that s what makes it so fun It s got an all encompassing menagerie of freaks and monsters including Starbucks baristas with appropriately abusive commentary on their uality Mary Henry uickly establishes the normalcy of horror and gore in his version of Seattle and then makes light of it in exchange for fashion cocktails and dance clubs If you loved Buffy the Vampire Slayer for its snark and the way it never took itself too seriously then this book will feel like it grew out of those teenage years into the same raunchy drunk and horny freak that you have

  • Paperback
  • 291
  • Happy Hour of the Damned
  • Mark Henry
  • English
  • 28 May 2020
  • 9780758225221